Answering Machine Greetings
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers:
"Hi! John’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets."
Illustrations
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