Instant artist statement: Arty Bollocks Generator
Don’t let James Bridle get a hold of this.
Tags: generator
UX Job Title Generator
Like @jeremysjob, but specifically for UX roles.
Where is STML?
Any sufficiently advanced Markov chain is indistinguishable from James Bridle.
NoisePNG - Generate noisy PNG-images with alpha-transparency
If you’re adding some noise texture to your backgrounds, this little service might be handy. I usually base-64 encode these kinds of background images: it would be nice to see that added as an option here.
Quora eBooks
Markov-generated Quora questions …far more entertaining than actual Quora questions.
Avería – The Average Font
An algorithmically-generated font sounds like a terrible idea but I actually quite like the end result.
Wait, what does your startup do?
Humour through noun permutations. The results are all-too believable.
Bacon Ipsum | A Meatier Lorem Ipsum Generator
A meatier alternative to lorem ipsum placeholder text.
The Malcolm Gladwell Book Generator
This is kind of mean, but it made me laugh. Out loud.
Yet Another Placeholder Generator
Look what Norm! built: it's another placeholder image service, but this is one that you can install and run on your own machine.
Enterprise HTML - Provides proven high performance, enterprise-level and scalable HTML tips and best practices.
It's funny (and painful) because it's true (and painful).
Wait, what does your startup do?
This is far too realistic for comfort.
What The Fuck Is My Social Media Strategy?
Making it up so you don't have to — somewhat like my New Media Company Name generator from a few years back.
border-image-generator - In Case of Stairs
A very handy GUI for figuring out the somewhat complicated syntax of border-image in CSS3.
Douchebag Name Generator
The results are astounding accurate.
malevole - Text Generator
An excellent alternative to Lorem Ipsum ...possibly even better than Anguish Languish.
O'Reilly Maker - Create a funny book cover!
Create your own O'Reilly book cover. Maybe you have to be a geek to find this amusing. I find this amusing.
favikon
A great little tool for creating favicons.
The London Evening Standard Headline Generator
Using photographs of actual headlines from the Evening Standard.