Archive: March 11th, 2002

Cat Hospital starring Frank the Cat

You can keep an eye on the progress of poor Frank the cat who has become something of a celebrity:

"Frank the cat was run over at the end of January near his home in Cambridge, UK, and has been recovering from a broken pelvis ever since."

If you don’t want to jeopardise Frank the cat’s recovery, then abstinence from onanism might make all the difference.