Archive: August 9th, 2002

Never mind the terrorists, the morons have already won.

Here are a couple of examples of the great job being done by airport security officials in the States.

In Los Angeles, airport security confiscated a two inch plastic gun from a child’s GI Joe. Grrr… I hope GI Joe kicks their asses for this.

In New York, JFK Airport security guards forced a mother to drink her own breast milk in front of other passengers before boarding a flight. She said:

"I’m all for random searches… but I do think the number of Caucasian, lactating mothers who have passed through al Qaeda training camps is negligible."

If you’re the kind of person who finds flipping hamburgers too mentally challenging, perhaps it’s time to consider a career in airport security.

Remember, you too can be entrusted with the security of the nation and you don’t even need a high school diploma to get the job.