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An open letter on Craigslist from a motorbike-riding engineer to the crackheads who keep stealing his bike's sparkplugs to use as crackpipes.
Archive: February 3rd, 2006
Joaquin Phoenix Pulled from Car Wreck by Director Werner Herzog - Los Angeles Times
The report doesn't mention if the crime-fighting Herzogman had his sidekick, Kinskiboy, with him.