The man in blue sees red
I flew back from Australia at the start of the week… and boy, are my arms tired — ba-doom!
The day of traveling went surprisingly smoothly. That was probably due to the fact that Jessica and I were flying with Virgin Atlantic’s “upper class” service — John and Maxine sure know how to take care of their speakers. The best part was getting a complimentary ride home from Heathrow airport right to our front door in Brighton.
Actually, the best part was probably on the outward journey, getting to hang out in the Clubhouse at Heathrow. It was like the space station from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Now that Web Directions South is well and truly wrapped up, I’m gripped by the usual tug of post-conference emotions. On the one hand, I’m feeling very inspired by the excellent presentations (and even more excellent people) to start hacking and coding some new stuff. On the other hand, the time I spent in Australia means I’ve let a lot of stuff slide. Now that I’m back, I need to catch up with a whole slew of commitments. That leaves me with no time to put any grand schemes into action.
Cameron sums up the dilemma of maintaining the post-conference buzz nicely. He even illustrates the point with diagrams.
Speaking of Cameron…
I feel I should explain some of the more, um… “unusual” pictures that began showing up on Flickr during Web Directions South.
While I was preparing my first presentation, Explaining Ajax, I needed a screen shot of a typical page on Flickr. What better page to use than this photo entitled “Topless Cameron Diaz”? Don’t worry: it’s safe for work. It’s a picture of Cameron Adams and Dustin Diaz with their shirts off, see?
Now, I felt perfectly justified in using this photo. Cam is infamous for using his presentations as platforms for ridiculing others. I thought it would be fun to put him at the receiving end for a change.
“You’re a dead man!”, he shouted from the audience when the photograph blazed across the screen.
He was not a happy camper.
The next day, Cameron was presenting together with Kevin Yank. I think it would be fair to say that everyone was waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Right in the middle of a superb talk on APIs, this slide appeared.
In the interest of full disclosure, I feel I must point out that that is not my body. It’s a Photoshop job!
I had the opportunity to get in the last word. My second presentation came after Cam and Kevin’s. I could have used this as a platform to get in one last dig, but I decided to be a bigger man than that. I called a truce. Besides, I was in mortal terror of what revenge Cam would wreak… perhaps not today, perhaps not here, but at some future date, in a dark alley, years from now, when the whole incident has long faded from my memory.
I did, however, point out that only cheats use Photoshop. So there.
All’s well that ends well. We kissed…
…and made up.