Jessica and I were sitting in the pavilion gardens last week. On our way into the gardens, we passed a sign that listed the rules of conduct.
All the usual stuff was listed - no cycling, no littering. Then, right after "no sleeping" was written "no dog fouling".
What kind of pervert gets their kicks from fouling dogs?
I think "dog fouler" will have to be my new favourite insult. Just imagine working it into a heated argument:
"You.. you… you dog fouler, you!"