Jeremy the bear
When I was growing up in Ireland, this television programme used to be on.
The show’s opening had the title character singing the theme song. This theme song was in turn sung to me, the only Jeremy in my town, by all the jocks as they tormented me:
“I’m a bear called Je-re-my,
I can do most an-y-thing,
I can dance and I can sing…”
Y’know, it’s great that you can find just about anything on the internet but some things are best left forgotten.