“Hi Jamie. I was just crawling through my regular dose of RSS feeds and I came across a reference to your brother.”
(Jamie reads through the blog entry by Tom Coates)
“Well. Martin, being a mod, would probably DIE on hearing such rudeness! And I can personally vouch for the quality of his barnets when he’s in control of the situation (ie, not wearing TV hair for some part or other.) </bristle>!
Plus he’s not a celebrity, he’s an actor.”
“Hmm… I dunno; that dodgy ‘tache he was sporting on Later With Jools Holland is going to be hard to live down. No wonder he has a bad hair reputation.”
“I know - he even met Paul (The Modfather) Weller with that on! The shame. Still, better (as an actor) than wearing some dodgy stunt lip hair like vainer people would.”