Swimming is just like riding a bike: life-threateningly dangerous but good exercise.

I’ve been diligently practicing, trying to master the art of breathing and swimming at the same time. I still haven’t managed to achieve this kind of epiphany:

"But I will tell you in all seriousness that swimming provides me with the best trips I’ve had since I was heavily into magic mushrooms almost 20 years ago."

a picture of me swimming in clear blue water

Have you published a response to this? :

Previously on this day

17 years ago I wrote Betrayal

Take a look at the photo in this PR story from the White House.